Unless there exist in this world such things as Scientific Calculator Theifs™, I have officially misplaced my scientific calculator. Somewhere in the condo it sits, but where that place is I do not know. I had it last night at around nine PM, but now I do not.
And I have searched every where. Not just places where I might have put it – every where.

We can recognise words before we take our first stumbling steps. We can associate a word to an object before we can gift our parents with one of the moments they wait for from the day we are born — that proud, happy, wondrous instant wherein a child says her very first word.
